Gun Laws: Because Criminals Are Totally Lining Up to Obey Signs

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the breathtaking logic of anti-gunners: “If we just pass one more law, this time criminals will totally follow it.” Because as we all know, hardened criminals spend their evenings reading municipal codebooks, just itching to stay compliant with gun restrictions.

Meanwhile, law-abiding citizens—the ones who actually do follow laws—get slapped with restrictions, fees, waiting periods, and a pile of paperwork tall enough to make a DMV clerk cry. And what’s the grand result? Violent crime still happens. Shocker.

When Seconds Count, the Cops Are Only 15 Minutes Away

Let’s play a little game called Reality Check. You’re home alone. Someone breaks in. You call 911. Now what? Wait patiently while someone in dispatch finishes their donut and sends help? Or do you grab your firearm and handle business?

Just ask the Oklahoma woman who fatally shot an intruder while on the phone with 911. CBS News covered it—and guess what? She wasn’t charged. Because, brace yourself, defending yourself is legal when you have the means to do it.

Gun-Free Zones: The Criminal’s Playground

Nothing says “easy target” like a giant “Gun-Free Zone” sign. These magical signs are basically invitations to criminals: “Come on in, no one here can stop you!”

Mass shootings disproportionately happen in places where lawful carry is banned. Coincidence? Only if you’re allergic to facts. The Crime Prevention Research Center found that over 90% of mass shootings from 1998 to 2019 occurred in gun-free zones. But sure, let’s keep disarming good people. What could go wrong?

Chicago: The Anti-Gun Utopia

Ah yes, Chicago—the shining example of strict gun control. With some of the nation’s toughest laws, surely it’s a peaceful paradise, right?
Wrong.

Chicago regularly ranks among the top cities for gun-related violence. In fact, as ABC News reported, dozens can be shot in a single weekend. But anti-gunners keep scratching their heads, thinking maybe this week’s shooting spree was just a fluke.

The Gun Saves You, Not the Law

Laws are great at punishing people after something bad happens. Guns are great at stopping something bad from happening in the first place.

Want proof? Here’s a few feel-good stories anti-gunners won’t put on their protest signs:

Funny how that works: good guy with a gun stops bad guy with a gun. Every. Single. Time.


Conclusion: Criminals Don’t Obey Laws—That’s Why They’re Criminals

The next time someone tells you we need “common sense” gun laws, feel free to ask them which law they think would stop a determined felon. And while they’re Googling that, maybe recommend they read the Constitution—or at least a history book.

Because at the end of the day, your safety shouldn’t be up for debate. Especially not by people who think AR-15s are fully automatic shark-launching murder machines.

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